(Source: daeneryus, via whatnotness)
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
(via santaclawsyourfaceoff)
raking your fingernails the wrong way over dry, dry paper. ghfdgfjda; makes me cringe just thinking about it.
waaaaugh i don’t have fingernails really ‘cause i bite ‘em but that sounds awful asdlkasjlkas why do things even exist
UNPLEASANT SENSORY EXPERIENCE
Empirically speaking, the thing that is different about me, is you.
(Source: cchatsworth, via captainsulus)
Came down on a bottle rocket
Found my heart right where I locked it
Last night, like rain on chalk
It’s gone like money in my pocket
i feel so happy right now that i’m genuinely worried i’ve just burst an aneurysm or had a break from reality
our generation never has to drink alone that is literally what the internet is for